Pizzas that are shaped like stuff

Ah, the shaped pizza...a trend that has swept the nation. Well, I don't actually know about that, but what I DO know is that from time to time I'll find them on TV or in paper ads around here.


The most common kind of shaped pizza is the heart. Awww. You start seeing these around Valentine's Day. Now, I have no problem with this pizza. The shape doesn't take away from the fact that it is indeed a pizza, and you aren't getting much less of a pizza (ie, it's still about the same size as a regular pizza).

But then things go terribly wrong come March.


What the crap? This pizza design doesn't quite 'cut' it for me. It leaves you with a ridiculously small pizza (hardly worth the 4.99) and how the crap do you cut it? As far as shaped pizzas go, this one takes last place.

Oh...and in case you couldn't tell from the picture...THE CHEESE IS GREEN!

If I were attending Pizza High, I'd shove this loser of a pizza in its locker and steal its lunch money.

I rest my case.